Mr. Monster’s Midnight Munchies Cook Book, For recipes to satisfy the hunger of that monster in the closet & under the bed, is an excellent choice, if you don’t want little Johnny or Joyce to wind up as monster bait. These recipes are monster approved and should remedy any fear as a parent you might have about protecting your beloved child from those scary monsters lingering in dark places. Simply leave out a plate full of these delicious monster snacks and your children will be out of harm’s way for good. Take it from me, Mr. Monster. I just want to help you out, as a parent, after all, it takes a village. (And whether you want to believe that I am a part of that village, or not, and tell your kids I’m “make believe” and “don’t exist”, is your choice, but if little Johnny happens to be missing a few fingers and toes the next morning, don’t say I didn’t warn you).
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